MY WIFE ASKED ME FOR PERMISSION TO SLEEP WITH HER CO-WORKER OVER DINNER LIKE SHE WAS ASKING TO BORROW THE CAR. WHEN I SAID SHE WAS THE ONLY WOMAN I WANTED, SHE ROLLED HER EYES AND CALLED MY LOYALTY “CRAP.” THE NEXT MORNING, I FOUND THE PRIVATE ALBUM ON HER PHONE, AND THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED SHE HADN’T BEEN ASKING—SHE HAD BEEN PREPARING ME.
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MY WIFE ASKED ME FOR PERMISSION TO SLEEP WITH HER CO-WORKER OVER DINNER LIKE SHE WAS ASKING TO BORROW THE CAR. WHEN I SAID SHE WAS THE ONLY WOMAN I WANTED, SHE ROLLED HER EYES AND CALLED MY LOYALTY “CRAP.” THE NEXT MORNING, I FOUND THE PRIVATE ALBUM ON HER PHONE, AND THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED SHE HADN’T BEEN ASKING—SHE HAD BEEN PREPARING ME.

I knew my marriage was in trouble when my wife asked for permission to betray me … MY WIFE ASKED ME FOR PERMISSION TO SLEEP WITH HER CO-WORKER OVER DINNER LIKE SHE WAS ASKING TO BORROW THE CAR. WHEN I SAID SHE WAS THE ONLY WOMAN I WANTED, SHE ROLLED HER EYES AND CALLED MY LOYALTY “CRAP.” THE NEXT MORNING, I FOUND THE PRIVATE ALBUM ON HER PHONE, AND THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED SHE HADN’T BEEN ASKING—SHE HAD BEEN PREPARING ME.Read more