The fine was folded exactly once. That bothered me more than it should have. A … THE HOA FINED ME $500 FOR PLOWING THE ONLY ROAD OFF OUR MOUNTAIN. FOR SEVEN WINTERS, I CLEARED THAT ROAD FOR FREE WHILE SEVENTY-THREE FAMILIES SLEPT SAFELY BEHIND THEIR WINDOWS. THEN THE NEW PRESIDENT CALLED MY TIRE TRACKS A “VIOLATION,” SO I PARKED THE PLOW AND LET HER PROFESSIONAL PLAN MEET A COLORADO BLIZZARDRead more
HOA KAREN KEPT DESTROYING MY MAILBOX—UNTIL THE SHERIFF READ ONE DIAGRAM I didn’t raise my voice … HOA KAREN KEPT DESTROYING MY MAILBOX—UNTIL THE SHERIFF READ ONE DIAGRAMRead more
HOA TRIED TO EVICT MY GRANDPA—THEN LEARNED HIS CABIN SAT ON FEDERALLY PROTECTED LAND “I just … HOA TRIED TO EVICT MY GRANDPA—THEN LEARNED HIS CABIN SAT ON FEDERALLY PROTECTED LANDRead more
The first post went in crooked. That was the detail I noticed before I understood … THE HOA MOVED MY FENCE SIX FEET INTO MY LAND AND SAID THE BOUNDARY HAD BEEN “CORRECTED.” THEN THEIR PRESIDENT CALLED THE SHERIFF AND ACCUSED ME OF TRESPASSING IN MY OWN YARD. SHE DIDN’T KNOW THE SIX FEET SHE STOLE HELD THE ONLY LEGAL ENTRANCE TO HER ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.Read more
PART 2 Just Richard Colby, the man who had fined me $300 for a dog that … HOA FINED ME $300 FOR MY DOG’S BARKING—SO I BOUGHT THEIR GREEN SPACE AND TURNED IT INTO A PUBLIC DOG PARKRead more
THE DOGS IN KENNEL 14 The first thing the shelter manager said to me was not … WE CAME TO ADOPT ONE DOG — BUT THE SHELTER MANAGER WARNED US NEVER TO SEPARATE THE BLACK SHEPHERD FROM THE LITTLE HOUNDRead more
SHE BLOCKED MY CABIN ACCESS FOR TWO YEARS—THEN MY FAMILY’S BRIDGE ENDED HER HOA REIGN I … SHE BLOCKED MY CABIN ACCESS FOR TWO YEARS—THEN MY FAMILY’S BRIDGE ENDED HER HOA REIGNRead more
HOA CALLED THE SHERIFF ON MY CABIN—THEN LEARNED MY FAMILY OWNED THE ENTIRE VALLEY SINCE 1961 … HOA CALLED THE SHERIFF ON MY CABIN—THEN LEARNED MY FAMILY OWNED THE ENTIRE VALLEY SINCE 1961Read more
Karen Doyle was already yelling before I turned off the truck. “You don’t belong here!” … I MOVED INTO A NON-HOA HOME — THEN HOA KAREN CALLED THE POLICE AND ACCUSED ME OF TRESPASSING ON MY OWN LANDRead more
HOA BLOCKED MY RANCH ROAD—SO I MADE THEM PAY $8 EVERY TIME THEY USED IT The … HOA BLOCKED MY RANCH ROAD—SO I MADE THEM PAY $8 EVERY TIME THEY USED ITRead more