HOA KAREN CALLED THE COPS ON MY GARAGE PARTY—SHE DIDN’T EXPECT HALF THE PRECINCT TO SHOW … HOA KAREN CALLED THE COPS ON MY GARAGE PARTY—SHE DIDN’T EXPECT HALF THE PRECINCT TO SHOW UP AND EXPOSE HER WHOLE POWER TRIPRead more
HOA BANNED MY SNOWBLOWER AT 6 A.M.—SO I REVOKED THE EASEMENT THEIR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD DEPENDED ON
HOA BANNED MY SNOWBLOWER AT 6 A.M.—SO I REVOKED THE EASEMENT THEIR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD DEPENDED ON … HOA BANNED MY SNOWBLOWER AT 6 A.M.—SO I REVOKED THE EASEMENT THEIR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD DEPENDED ONRead more
HOA PRESIDENT PARKED IN MY GARAGE—THEN FOUND OUT HER “AUTHORITY” ENDED AT MY PROPERTY LINE
HOA PRESIDENT PARKED IN MY GARAGE—THEN FOUND OUT HER “AUTHORITY” ENDED AT MY PROPERTY LINE I … HOA PRESIDENT PARKED IN MY GARAGE—THEN FOUND OUT HER “AUTHORITY” ENDED AT MY PROPERTY LINERead more
KAREN CALLED POLICE WHEN I BLOCKED MY OWN DRIVEWAY—24 HOURS LATER, HER HOA REMOVED HER
KAREN CALLED POLICE WHEN I BLOCKED MY OWN DRIVEWAY—24 HOURS LATER, HER HOA REMOVED HER I … KAREN CALLED POLICE WHEN I BLOCKED MY OWN DRIVEWAY—24 HOURS LATER, HER HOA REMOVED HERRead more
HOA APPROVED A BIKE PATH THROUGH MY PASTURE—UNTIL I SLID ONE LEGAL DOCUMENT ACROSS THE TABLE
HOA APPROVED A BIKE PATH THROUGH MY PASTURE—UNTIL I SLID ONE LEGAL DOCUMENT ACROSS THE TABLE … HOA APPROVED A BIKE PATH THROUGH MY PASTURE—UNTIL I SLID ONE LEGAL DOCUMENT ACROSS THE TABLERead more
SHE CALLED THE SHERIFF ON MY RANCH—THEN FOUND OUT MY FAMILY OWNED THE ROAD HER ENTIRE HOA NEEDED
SHE CALLED THE SHERIFF ON MY RANCH—THEN FOUND OUT MY FAMILY OWNED THE ROAD HER ENTIRE … SHE CALLED THE SHERIFF ON MY RANCH—THEN FOUND OUT MY FAMILY OWNED THE ROAD HER ENTIRE HOA NEEDEDRead more
THE HOA FINED ME $500 FOR PLOWING THE ONLY ROAD OFF OUR MOUNTAIN. FOR SEVEN WINTERS, I CLEARED THAT ROAD FOR FREE WHILE SEVENTY-THREE FAMILIES SLEPT SAFELY BEHIND THEIR WINDOWS. THEN THE NEW PRESIDENT CALLED MY TIRE TRACKS A “VIOLATION,” SO I PARKED THE PLOW AND LET HER PROFESSIONAL PLAN MEET A COLORADO BLIZZARD
The fine was folded exactly once. That bothered me more than it should have. A … THE HOA FINED ME $500 FOR PLOWING THE ONLY ROAD OFF OUR MOUNTAIN. FOR SEVEN WINTERS, I CLEARED THAT ROAD FOR FREE WHILE SEVENTY-THREE FAMILIES SLEPT SAFELY BEHIND THEIR WINDOWS. THEN THE NEW PRESIDENT CALLED MY TIRE TRACKS A “VIOLATION,” SO I PARKED THE PLOW AND LET HER PROFESSIONAL PLAN MEET A COLORADO BLIZZARDRead more
HOA KAREN KEPT DESTROYING MY MAILBOX—UNTIL THE SHERIFF READ ONE DIAGRAM
HOA KAREN KEPT DESTROYING MY MAILBOX—UNTIL THE SHERIFF READ ONE DIAGRAM I didn’t raise my voice … HOA KAREN KEPT DESTROYING MY MAILBOX—UNTIL THE SHERIFF READ ONE DIAGRAMRead more
HOA TRIED TO EVICT MY GRANDPA—THEN LEARNED HIS CABIN SAT ON FEDERALLY PROTECTED LAND
HOA TRIED TO EVICT MY GRANDPA—THEN LEARNED HIS CABIN SAT ON FEDERALLY PROTECTED LAND “I just … HOA TRIED TO EVICT MY GRANDPA—THEN LEARNED HIS CABIN SAT ON FEDERALLY PROTECTED LANDRead more
THE HOA MOVED MY FENCE SIX FEET INTO MY LAND AND SAID THE BOUNDARY HAD BEEN “CORRECTED.” THEN THEIR PRESIDENT CALLED THE SHERIFF AND ACCUSED ME OF TRESPASSING IN MY OWN YARD. SHE DIDN’T KNOW THE SIX FEET SHE STOLE HELD THE ONLY LEGAL ENTRANCE TO HER ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.
The first post went in crooked. That was the detail I noticed before I understood … THE HOA MOVED MY FENCE SIX FEET INTO MY LAND AND SAID THE BOUNDARY HAD BEEN “CORRECTED.” THEN THEIR PRESIDENT CALLED THE SHERIFF AND ACCUSED ME OF TRESPASSING IN MY OWN YARD. SHE DIDN’T KNOW THE SIX FEET SHE STOLE HELD THE ONLY LEGAL ENTRANCE TO HER ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.Read more